I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
its not stalking. its research.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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