Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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