The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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