Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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