suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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