Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
