dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
That accounts for only three of the penises
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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