That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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