Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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