The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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