I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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