I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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