if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
cat food counts as protein by the way
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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