she was so not down for the gang bang
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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