There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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