I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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