I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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