Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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