i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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