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you win
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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