So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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