I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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