I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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