Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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