Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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