we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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