Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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