the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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