Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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