i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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