I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
