It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
farters have to be the big spoon...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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