actually, I'm a sock model
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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