How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have post one night stand depression
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