is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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