Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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