Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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