BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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