forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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