Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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