So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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