dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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