Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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