I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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