took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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