her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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