Plan B is the new Plan A
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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