Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
