But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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