She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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