You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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