i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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