Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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