we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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