My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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