The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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